If'n me don't look like a pirate to ye,
And me don't sound like a pirate,
A-r-r-g-h, don't 'er think thars ne'er a reason fer dat.
The reason being, may not be good enough fer ye, but it's good 'nough fer me.
The two dat conceived me, couldn't quite conceive wat me was ayethar.
Dey sed me talk kinda diff-rent. So, me ne'er quite like 'em. Wats me sayin' is, me liked 'em alot, but twas not similar to 'em.
An' it con be sed, me not quite like ye ayethar. To be honest, 'n it's not often a pirate admits we are, well, me 'ave to sey me a bit trifle confused.
A-r-r-g-h, confusion ain't somethin' to be triflin' wit ...but, dat ne'er stopped me afore.
Like me always sez, ye will walk the plank, unless ye first remove the speck um yer own eye ...aye, aye, aye.
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